fanny fatale

Posted p.m., Oct. 13

MTV keeps promoting this episode as the steamiest one - Audrina hooks up with Corey and Justin Bobby. SO many boys, so little time.

That's what makes her a scene stealer.

Audrina - the guy magnet. A new guy comes on to the show, but he's just new to us. Turns out Audrina was hanging out with Corey last Halloween. They go on a date, in what is obviously an attempt to get over Justin Bobby. And Corey is so much better than Justin Bobby - cute, still edgy, interested in her, and doesn't burp in public...and he's got a great Australian accent.

Drama is on the horizon though. After what I assume was a sleepover since Audrina and Corey were eating breakfast, Audrina invites him to Cabo. At the party in Malibu later that day, Corey and Audrina are in the pool when Lauren finds out from Frankie that Justin Bobby was invited to the Malibu party and to Cabo. Apparently Frankie and Brody hang out with Justin Bobby and Doug.

When Audrina and Justin Bobby talk about Cabo, Audrina is in the pool. Justin Bobby basically says he wants a free pass to do whatever...sounds like she's never going to get a committment from Justin. Even when she takes off her swimsuit top. Now, that's the steamy, racy part of the show.

On the after-show, Audrina says she's not with Corey but they're still friends. Aw.

The other scene stealer is the one coming in between Speidi. No, it's not Heidi's mom, but it is her sister.

Holly - the other Montag. It starts with Spencer and She-Pratt going to Karma coffeehouse. Wait, let's think about that...karma. Hmmmm. Anyways, he complains to She-Pratt who I thought was supposed to be out of his life because she was Lauren's friend. Maybe they're talking now She-Pratt and Lauren aren't really hanging out. At the coffeehouse, he bitches about Holly and Heidi's mom, calling her a stalker mom. He complains Holly made Heidi write a letter to Lauren, a letter he never read or spellchecked. Could it be killing him that Heidi did something without him knowing?

Somehow he gets Heidi to see that Holly's got to go. Brainwashing? He convinces her that family shouldn't break them up. And then he gives her an ultimatum: her or him. It should be an easy answer and unfortunately for Heidi she chooses Spencer. So Holly's going to have to leave.

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